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To paraphrase Joe Walsh, “just leave a message - maybe I’ll call”.

Well, OK, I probably won’t call. But I might email you back. To be frank, it all depends on why you’re contacting me and what you want, and replies are definitely NOT guaranteed. But hey, here’s a form, so I’ll leave it all up to you.

As for how I’ll use this info, I might add your contact information into my personal contacts IF we strike up an online friendship, but I won’t sell or trade your information. I don’t use this site to make money – it’s just a place to express myself and have some fun.

Anyway, if you want to get in touch and have me possibly write back, this is where you try that.